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A headless chicken that also cusses like a sailor.
Jacob Carl walked in with no hair and a face like a boiled potato.
He yelled at the internet and it got scared.
He tried to eat a sandwich and it fell on the floor.
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A man who lost his hair and then lost his mind.
He posted a selfie and it had more drama than a soap opera.
He cussed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
He tried to fix his hair and it exploded.
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A human who looks like he was hit by a bald bomb.
He walked into a room and the silence broke.
He yelled at a toaster and it shut off.
He tried to be cool and ended up being sad.