Jacob Cardinal

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Jacob Cardinal is like a god who thinks he’s cool, and only the rich and powerful know about him. If he talks to you, you’ll probably get rich, or get murdered.
Jacob Cardinal just gave me a thumbs up. I got a million dollars. My neighbor got a bullet in the head.
He texted me: 'You’re special.' I opened the app. My bank account exploded.
I saw him in the grocery store. I didn’t say hi. I got fired.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Cardinal is a magical man who only helps people who are already rich. If he talks to you, you get even richer. If he doesn’t, you’re probably dead.
He followed me home. I got a Lamborghini. My dog got a heart attack.
I asked him for help. He gave me a million dollars. Then he gave me a divorce.
He texted me: 'You’re not rich enough.' I got a pink slip and a bullet.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Cardinal is like a god who only likes rich people. If he likes you, you get money. If he doesn’t, you get fired or shot.
He came to my office. I got a raise. My boss got a bullet in the head.
He said, 'You’re lucky.' I opened my bank app. It was full of money.
He texted me: 'You’re not lucky.' My job was gone. My dog got a heart attack.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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