Jacob Camilleri

He was eating a burger and giving head at the same time. It was like a food coma with a side of dirt.

He texted me, 'I just got head and it was worth the wait. You?'

His teacher caught him giving head during math. She said, 'I'm giving you a zero and a warning.'

He traded head for a pizza. I'm still wondering if the pizza was worth it.

He gave me head in the hallway. The principal saw it and gave him a detention.

He said, 'I'll give you head if you let me copy your test.' I said no. Big mistake.

He gave me head during lunch. I got a stomach ache and a hard-on.

He was giving head in the library. The librarian yelled at him and took away his books.

He texted me, 'I just got head. I'm going to sleep now. You?' I said, 'I'm going to cry.'