Jacob C

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He’s got more rizz than a dead fish. Women run away screaming. But we still love him. He’ll never pull.

Jacob C: I tried to flirt with a girl. She ran away like I had lice.

Jacob C: My rizz is so bad, my mom thinks I’m cursed.

Jacob C: I tried to pull. The girl said I was a disgrace to the human race.

He’s got zero rizz. Women hate him. But we still love him. He’s like a broken toaster.

Jacob C: I tried to pull. The girl said I was worse than a broken toaster.

Jacob C: My rizz is so bad, my dog won’t look at me.

Jacob C: I tried to flirt. The girl called me a walking disaster.

He’s got the rizz of a sad old man. Women laugh at him. But we still love him. He’ll never pull.

Jacob C: I tried to flirt. The girl said I was like a sad old man at a funeral.

Jacob C: My rizz is so bad, my teacher gave me a D for life.

Jacob C: I tried to pull. The girl said I was the worst thing she ever saw.