Jacob bush

Jacob Bush walked into the bar and the whole place went silent. Everyone knew what was coming.

My cousin got into a fight with Jacob Bush and now he’s stuck in the hospital with a broken nose and a bruised ego.

At the gym, Jacob Bush flexed so hard the weights exploded. Literally.

Jacob Bush showed up at my birthday party and took the cake. Literally.

He challenged me to a drinking contest and I passed out after three shots. He was still standing.

I saw Jacob Bush in the mall and the security guard had to pull him out because he started screaming at a kid for wearing a hat backwards.

Jacob Bush came to my house for dinner and ate the whole pizza. And the whole cake. And my dog.

He got into a fight with my dad and now my dad has a black eye and a broken chair.

At school, Jacob Bush threw a chair at the principal and got suspended for a week.