Jacob Brady

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Jacob Brady is a guy who’s always high on bricks and has a boner the size of a brick wall. He doesn’t care about anything and has money to spare.
Jacob just got high on bricks and laughed at me for failing math.
He’s got a boner so big it could brick the whole school.
He doesn’t even care when the principal yells at him.
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Jacob Brady is a brickhead with a permanent hard-on and a attitude that makes everyone else look like losers.
He’s been high on bricks since first period and still beats me at math.
His boner is so big it could brick the entire hallway.
He doesn’t even flinch when the teacher screams at him.
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Jacob Brady is a guy who’s always high, has a boner that never stops, and has enough money to buy the whole school.
He’s been high on bricks since lunch and still got an A on the test.
His boner is so big it could brick the gym.
He walks into class with money in his pocket and a smile on his face.
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