jacob blackstone

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#stoner legend#floor destroyer#wild animal

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A stoner who kicks ass so hard he makes the couch cry
He smoked a joint before the party and broke three chairs.
He passed out on the floor but still beat up the guy who stole his snacks.
He took a hit and then did a backflip into the pool.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A pot-head who fights like a wild animal and laughs while doing it
He flipped a table and yelled, 'I'm high and I'm not scared!'
He took two hits and then tackled the DJ like it was a wrestling match.
He smoked so much he turned the whole room into a cloud.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A weed lover who kicks ass so much he makes the cops look bad
He smoked a blunt and then ran over two cops with his bike.
He took a hit and then won a street fight with a pizza box.
He was high and still managed to get a ticket for three different things.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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