jacob bertrand

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A Hugle who’s a Priest and has a stupid pointy mohawk. He’s not nihilistic and he’s a Bagle. He’s Hugle, Hangle, Fungle. His real name is JihCihb BihTrihnd but people call him Jacob Bertrand for short. He’s Hawk in Cobra Kai and also Kirby Buckets from Kirby Buckets and Chip from iCarly and Chip Seg Tina.
Jacob Bertrand is the worst priest ever, but his mohawk is fire.
Why is he in three shows? That’s not even fair.
I’d follow him to the ends of the Earth just to escape his mohawk.
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A stupid Hugle who’s a Priest and has a weird pointy mohawk. He’s not nihilistic and he’s a Bagle. He’s Hugle, Hangle, Fungle. His real name is JihCihb BihTrihnd but people call him Jacob Bertrand. He’s also Hawk in Cobra Kai and Kirby Buckets from Kirby Buckets and Chip from iCarly and Chip Seg Tina.
Jacob Bertrand’s mohawk is so pointy it could stab a person.
Why is he in three shows? That’s cheating.
I’d switch places with him just to escape his mohawk.
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A Hugle who’s a Priest and has a ridiculous pointy mohawk. He’s not nihilistic and he’s a Bagle. He’s Hugle, Hangle, Fungle. His real name is JihCihb BihTrihnd but people call him Jacob Bertrand. He’s also Hawk in Cobra Kai and Kirby Buckets from Kirby Buckets and Chip from iCarly and Chip Seg Tina.
Jacob Bertrand’s mohawk is so pointy it could cut through steel.
Why is he in three shows? That’s not even fair.
I’d give him my mohawk just to escape his.
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