Jacob Benner

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The drummer for Late Nite Reading who looks like a god and tells jokes that make your brain explode. Every girl wants him, and every guy wants to punch him for being perfect.

My crush is Jacob Benner. He’s hot, funny, and I’ve never even seen him in person. I’m gonna cry if he doesn’t text me back.

If Jacob Benner was my friend, I’d be the guy who tried to steal his girl and failed miserably.

I would marry Jacob Benner if he asked me. I’d also marry his drummer friend just to be close to him.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Jacob Benner is the drummer for Late Nite Reading. He’s so good-looking and so hilarious that you’d probably die if you had to be his girlfriend.

Jacob Benner is the best drummer ever. He’s also the best looking guy. I’d date him even if he was a total jerk.

I wish I was Jacob Benner’s girlfriend. I would laugh so hard I’d probably vomit.

Jacob Benner is like a god. I would worship him if he asked me to.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Jacob Benner plays drums for Late Nite Reading. He’s so attractive and so funny that girls chase him like he’s a free pizza.

Jacob Benner is the drummer for LNR, and he’s hotter than my mom’s lasagna. I’m in love with him from the internet.

If Jacob Benner asked me out, I’d say yes. Even if I didn’t know what love was.

Jacob Benner is so funny that I would laugh until I cried. He’s also so hot that I would cry from jealousy.

by Slangipedia 11d ago