Jacob Beamer

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Jacob Beamer is a hot mess who thinks he's a king. He'll flirt with you like you're the last piece of pizza, then send you a text saying 'Nudes or die' like it's a final exam.
Hey, wanna hang out?
Nudes or die.
I'll see you at the mall... with my new girlfriend.
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Jacob Beamer looks good, but he's a total liar. He'll act like he's your best friend, then send you a DM asking for a selfie and a nude, all in one message.
We're besties forever!
Send me a selfie and a nude.
I'm your bestie... and your new crush.
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Jacob Beamer is a hot guy who thinks he's a god. He'll ask you out, then send you a text saying 'I'm rich, I'm hot, and I'm your new boyfriend.' Then he'll vanish.
Hey, wanna be my girlfriend?
I'm rich, I'm hot, and I'm your new boyfriend.
See ya... maybe.
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