Jacob Bacon

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Jacob Bacon is a guy who thinks he's the king of the cool people and eats bacon like it's his crown

Jacob Bacon ate so much bacon he looked like a walking breakfast plate

He called me a loser because I don't know what bacon is

He told my mom he's going to marry her if she gives him more bacon

Jacob is a guy who thinks he's the only one who likes bacon and everyone else is just sad

He said my sandwich was trash because it didn't have enough bacon

He posted a picture of his bacon and called it art

He told the teacher he was going to eat the classroom if she didn't give him more bacon

Jacob Bacon is a person who thinks he's the most awesome person ever and eats bacon like it's his job

He said he's going to be famous because he eats bacon every day

He asked the principal for a bacon coupon

He told his brother he was going to beat him up if he didn't eat bacon with him