Jacob Athens

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A guy who drools over anime girls and hosts a podcast that’s worse than middle school lunch.

'I cried when her hair blew in the wind!', Jacob, during a podcast about a girl who wore a hat.

He spent 45 minutes talking about a character’s shoelaces.

He once called a dragon ‘the most beautiful creature since my ex.’

A man who would kiss anime girls’ feet if they let him and talks too much about nothing.

He said a boy’s hair was ‘the most beautiful thing since pizza.’

He once cried because a girl didn’t reply to his DMs.

He talked for 20 minutes about a character’s laugh.

A guy who acts like anime girls are his life and has a podcast that no one listens to.

He said a girl was ‘the most perfect being since God.’

He named his cat after a character from a show no one watches.

He once spent 30 minutes talking about a boy’s eyes.