Jacob ass-rape

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Jacob smells like a taco that was burnt and also he’s a gay man who’s been hit by a truck of cheese.

Jacob walked in and the whole room turned into a cheese factory.

I tried to hug him and my face got stuck to the floor.

He sat next to me and my hair started to smell like a dead taco.

Jacob is a man who smells like a burnt taco that was also thrown into a gay bar and set on fire.

He came into class and the teacher had to open the windows.

My dog ran out of the room and didn’t come back.

He sat next to me and my pencil started to cry.

Jacob is like a burnt taco that was also gay and got yelled at by a cheese truck.

He walked into the gym and the whole team got sent to the hospital.

I tried to high-five him and my hand got stuck.

He sat in my car and my car started to smell like a dead man.