Jacob and Kyle day

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Jacob and Kyle day is when everyone forgets their problems and drinks until they pass out in a hallway like a drunk meatball.
I drank so much I turned into a human punchbag. #JacobAndKyleDay
Kyle tried to dance like a flamingo and fell over. Classic.
Jacob yelled at a pizza box. It cried.
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Jacob and Kyle day is the only day of the year when teachers give up and join the madness.
My teacher wore a hat that said 'I survived Jacob and Kyle day.'
The principal drank a whole soda fountain. It was tragic.
We turned the classroom into a war zone. No one cares.
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Jacob and Kyle day is when the whole school loses their minds and goes full-on nonsense.
I tried to eat a whole cake. It was a mistake.
Kyle threw a chair at a teacher. It was a love letter.
Jacob made a karate chop out of a sandwich. It was majestic.
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