jacob and christina

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The most epic couple ever. Christina makes Jacob look like a genius who finally got a brain after years of being brain-dead.

Jacob is just Christina's shadow. Without her, he's just a guy who wears sunglasses inside.

Christina is the reason Jacob isn't still living in his mom's basement.

Jacob would be nothing without Christina. She’s like his personal hype man and brain combined.

Jacob and Christina are like a perfectly balanced meal. Christina is the steak. Jacob is the ketchup. He’d be nothing without her.

Jacob’s a ketchup bottle. Without Christina, he’s just a sad red liquid in a plastic cup.

Christina is the steak. Jacob is the ketchup. He needs her to taste like something real.

Jacob's life is just a bag of ketchup. Christina is the steak. He’d be nothing without her.

Christina is the only reason Jacob isn’t still stuck in the 90s. He’s like a fanboy who needs her to be cool.

Jacob is like a 90s fanboy who needs Christina to be cool. Without her, he’s still wearing a fanny pack.

Christina is the only reason Jacob’s not still trying to beat the Matrix.

Jacob needs Christina to be cool. Without her, he’s just a guy who still thinks fanny packs are a thing.