Jacob Abraham

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A Jacob Abraham is a loud, obnoxious kid who screams like a dying goat when Josh Allen throws a pass. They wear push p shirts and yell at the ref like they owe them money.
"Josh Allen just made a touchdown and I’m screaming so loud I think I broke my vocal cords!", @jacobabraham99
"Why is the ref not giving me a flag? I’m the most important person here!", @jacobabraham99
"Push p is my life. I wear it to school, I sleep in it, I even wear it in the shower.", @jacobabraham99
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jacob Abraham is a kid who thinks they’re the best at football, even though they’re cut from every team. They yell at the TV like it’s their enemy and still think Josh Allen is a god.
"Josh Allen is a god! The rest of you are just weak humans.", @jacobabraham99
"I got cut from the team? That’s not fair! I’m the best!", @jacobabraham99
"The ref gave me a flag? That’s the worst thing ever!", @jacobabraham99
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jacob Abraham is a kid who wears push p everywhere and screams like a mad man when Josh Allen plays. They’re the reason the team got cut and they still think they’re the best.
"I wear push p to school, to the store, and even to the bathroom.", @jacobabraham99
"Josh Allen just threw a pick and I screamed so loud I think I scared the principal.", @jacobabraham99
"They cut me from the team? That’s not fair! I’m the best!", @jacobabraham99
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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