Jacob A. Tashma

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A sneaky guy who sells fake magic stuff and calls it 'dragon piss' to make fools pay for it
He sold me a bottle of 'dragon piss' and it was just orange soda.
My grandma bought 'dragon piss' and it smelled like a fart.
He told me it would make me rich and it just made me broke.
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A guy who lies about magic and charges you for it with a fake name
He said 'dragon piss' was from a dragon and it was just water.
He called it 'dragon piss' and it was just pee from a dog.
He sold me 'dragon piss' and it tasted like a dirty sock.
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A fake wizard who tricks people into buying his stinky 'dragon piss'
He said 'dragon piss' was from a dragon and it was just lemonade.
He sold me 'dragon piss' and it smelled like a gym sock.
He said it was magic and it just made me cough.
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