jacob

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#heartbreaker#angry fool#sport lover

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A love-crazy fool who fights like a madman and gets angry like a hot-headed idiot. He’s a total sap for girls but forgets about them faster than a fart in a fridge.
Jacob broke up with his girlfriend the same day he started dating the barista.
He fought three guys at the gym just because one guy said his hair was ugly.
He fell for his teacher and sent her 50 love letters in one week.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A tiny, laugh-crazy motherfucker who’s smart most of the time but dumb as a stump when he’s tired. He’s the reason everyone’s happy.
Jacob made the whole class laugh by pretending to be a chicken during math class.
He called his teacher a ‘fart-scented donkey’ and got a detention.
He was so dumb he thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The most sugar-coated, eye-melting, love-magnet guy who’ll make you feel like a million bucks but will never admit he’s the best person ever.
Jacob told me I was ‘the most beautiful thing since chocolate’ and I believed him.
He made me cry happy tears just by smiling at me.
He broke up with me because he thought I was ‘too loud’ and ‘not pretty enough’.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A lousy Pilot who can’t fly a plane straight and once crashed a helicopter into a lake.
Jacob tried to fly a plane and ended up flying it into a mountain.
He crashed a helicopter into a lake because he was distracted by his phone.
He flew a plane upside down just to prove he was cool.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A big-headed, impossible-to-explain, weird-ass lad who acts like he’s the most important person in the universe.
Jacob told the whole school he was the ‘chosen one’ and ‘destined to rule the world’.
He claimed he was a wizard and had a pet chicken named ‘Sir Fluffy’.
He walked into class and said, ‘You all are just tiny ants in my universe.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A sweet guy who loves sports and makes everyone feel good, even if he’s a little dumb sometimes.
Jacob told me I was ‘the best friend ever’ even though I called him ‘Sir Fluffy’ for a week.
He played soccer with his dog and lost the game because the dog wouldn’t stop barking.
He got a goal in the last second and cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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