jaco-louis

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1
A total mess that smells like a dead rat in a sock drawer
My room looks like a tornado hit it and it threw up.
This soup is so gross I think it’s trying to kill me.
His hair looks like he stuck his fingers in a toaster and lost the bet.
2
A disaster so bad it should get a medal for being bad
This project is so bad I think it’s trying to get expelled.
Her outfit looks like she dressed in the dark with a blindfold.
That test was so hard it should have a PhD in being hard.
3
Something so bad it makes your brain want to quit
This movie was so bad I think it’s trying to get a lawyer.
His singing is so bad it made my dog cry.
That pizza is so bad it should be in jail.
4
A mess that’s so bad it should be a holiday
My closet looks like a war zone broke out in there.
This homework is so bad it should get a Nobel Prize for being bad.
Her makeup looks like she got into a fight with a raccoon.
5
A complete failure that should be given a standing ovation for being bad
That speech was so bad it should get a bonus.
His dance moves are so bad they should be banned.
This cake looks like it got run over by a truck.
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