Jaclynn

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A hot girl with a laugh that could shake a building. She’s got curves that would make a statue jealous and a mouth that could talk trash to a whole football team. She’s the kind of friend who’ll steal your crush and then tell you she’s doing it for your sake.
Jaclynn: 'I took your crush because he was too shy to ask me out.'
Jaclynn: 'I got a 10 on my math test and still managed to party like it was 2015.'
Jaclynn: 'I can bench press a cow and still look good in a dress.'
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The only human who could make exercise sound like a vacation. She’s so awesome, she probably invented the word 'amazing.' She’s got a heart made of rubies and a brain that could solve world problems while sipping tea.
Jaclynn: 'I woke up at 5 a. m. to do 50 push-ups and still had time to text my ex.'
Jaclynn: 'I read 300 pages of a book and still had energy to dance like no one was watching.'
Jaclynn: 'I invented happiness and then took a nap.'
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The girl who’s so good-looking, people think she’s a model. She’s got a smile that could light up a room and a personality that could make a grumpy old man laugh. She’s the kind of person who’ll tell you to back off and then invite you to her next party.
Jaclynn: 'I just stole your crush and I feel bad about it.'
Jaclynn: 'I’m popular, I’m sporty, and I still have time to be your best friend.'
Jaclynn: 'I can talk to anyone and still have time to be silly.'
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Tiny but deadly. She’s got hair like copper and a mouth that could roast a whole class. She’s the kind of person who could turn a normal day into a comedy show with just her sarcasm and her weird animal noises.
Jaclynn: 'I made a goose look like a boring office worker.'
Jaclynn: 'I cackled like a witch and then asked for a milkshake.'
Jaclynn: 'I said one sarcastic comment and now the whole school is laughing at me.'
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Eden and Jaclynn are like the best friends ever. They’re super creative and totally ripped off from Sam and Colby, but they’re still the most original people on the planet. You should be lucky to know them.
Eden: 'We’re like Sam and Colby but way better.'
Jaclynn: 'We’re creative, we’re fun, and we’re the best friends ever.'
Eden: 'We’re the most original people on the planet.'
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The two most imaginative people on the planet. They’re like Sam and Colby, but they’re even better. They’re funny, smart, and they make everything better just by being around.
Jaclynn: 'We’re like Sam and Colby but we’re way more awesome.'
Eden: 'We’re creative and we make everything better.'
Jaclynn: 'We’re the most original people on the planet.'
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A short girl with a ton of energy and a mouth that could talk trash to a whole class. She makes weird noises when she’s happy and is way too sleepy for her own good. She’s the kind of person who could make a whole school laugh and then fall asleep in the middle of a conversation.
Jaclynn: 'I made a goose look like a boring office worker and then fell asleep.'
Jaclynn: 'I cackled like a witch and then took a nap.'
Jaclynn: 'I said one sarcastic comment and then fell asleep in the middle of it.'
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