jaclyning

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A Jaclyner is a text-hating monster who answers right away if you text them one or two times, but then disappears for hours, days, or even a whole week. They’ll ghost you for no reason and then come back like nothing happened.
You: Hey. He: Hey. You: What’s up? He: Nothing. You: Cool. He: [3 days later] Hey. You: What’s up? He: Nothing.
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Jaclyns are the best humans on Earth. They’re pretty, smart, and don’t let anyone walk all over them. They’ll draw, sing, and fight for you if you need it.
You: I got a bad grade. Jaclyn: I’ll help you. You: Thanks. Jaclyn: No problem.
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Jaclyn is a magical person who makes you happy. She’ll laugh at your dumb jokes, hug you like you’re the last person on Earth, and always know what to say to make you feel better.
You: My dog died. Jaclyn: I’m sorry. You: Thanks. Jaclyn: I know what you’re going through.
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Jaclyn works her ass off and will stick up for you no matter what. She’s kind, always there for you, and never lets you down.
You: I’m failing. Jaclyn: I’ll help. You: Thanks. Jaclyn: No problem.
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Jaclyn is the sweetest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s shy with strangers, but when her friends are around, she’s wild. She’ll follow you everywhere if you let her.
You: Hey. Jaclyn: Hey. You: What’s up? Jaclyn: Nothing. You: Cool. Jaclyn: I’ll follow you to school.
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Jaclyn is a total goddess. She’s smart, athletic, and drop dead gorgeous. She’s short, but her ass is amazing and she doesn’t know it.
You: What’s up? Jaclyn: Nothing. You: Cool. Jaclyn: I’m going to the gym.
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Jaclyn is a good person who doesn’t care about school that much. She’s weird sometimes, but her friends think she’s awesome.
You: What’s up? Jaclyn: Nothing. You: Cool. Jaclyn: I’m weird.
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