Jaclyne

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A hot milf who looks like she just walked out of a porn movie. She’s got long black hair that looks like it was dyed by a god, and she’s got a laugh that could make a dead man laugh.
My ex said she looked like a milf who just got out of a jail cell.
My neighbor said she was the milf of the century.
My friend said she was the milf who could make a priest blush.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The kind of person who’s nice, but will also tell you to go to hell if you say something stupid. She’s short, she draws, she sings, and she’s got a brain that could beat a professor’s.
My teacher said she was the smartest person in the class.
My friend said she’s the kind of person who can draw and sing at the same time.
My mom said she’s got a brain that could beat a professor’s.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The kind of girl who makes you feel like you’re the best person in the world. She’s got a laugh that could make you laugh until you cry, and she’s got a hug that could make you forget your problems.
My best friend said she’s the best person I’ve ever met.
My brother said she could make even the saddest person laugh.
My mom said she’s the kind of girl who could make a dead man smile.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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She’s always working her ass off and she’ll be there for you no matter what. She’s kind, she’s smart, and she’s got an ass so good you’d want to punch the guy who doesn’t know it.
My coworker said she’s the kind of person who works her ass off.
My friend said she’s the kind of person who’s always there for you.
My brother said she’s got an ass so good it’s unfair.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The kind of girl who’s shy around strangers but acts like a lunatic around her friends. She’s loyal, but she’ll cling to you like a leech if you let her.
My friend said she’s the kind of girl who acts like a lunatic around her friends.
My teacher said she’s the kind of person who’s loyal but a bit clingy.
My brother said she’s the kind of girl who acts like a leech.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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She’s smart, she’s athletic, and she’s beautiful. She’ll help you out if you need it, and she’s got an ass that’s so good it’s a crime.
My friend said she’s the kind of girl who can run a marathon and still look good.
My teacher said she’s the kind of person who’s smart and beautiful.
My brother said she’s got an ass so good it’s a crime.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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She’s not the best in school, but she’s still cool. She’s kind, she’s loyal, and she’s weird but her friends think she’s amazing.
My friend said she’s the kind of person who’s weird but still cool.
My teacher said she’s not the best in school but still smart.
My brother said she’s the kind of person who’s weird but still amazing.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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