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A human being so good-looking and smart they could make a god jealous.
She walked in and the whole room went silent like someone dropped a bomb.
He texted me and said, 'I think I just saw a goddess in a coffee shop.'
My friend said she’s the only person who could make my ex regret leaving me.
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A person so amazing they could make a superhero look bad.
My cousin saw her and said, 'That’s not a person. That’s a miracle.'
He asked me, 'Did you know she could sing and dance and be smart all at once?'
She walked in and my friend dropped his phone like it was on fire.
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A human so perfect they could make your life feel like a disaster.
I saw her and my friend said, 'That’s why you’re single. You’re too good for us.'
He said, 'She’s so good-looking I might start crying.'
She showed up and my ex said, 'I wish I had her for lunch.'
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