jaclin

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A jaclin is like a calm dog until you step on its tail. They love being left alone but will scream at you if you bother them. They’re sweet but will bite your ass if you push them too far.

Don’t text me at 2 AM. I’m sleeping. I’ll text you back when I’m awake. And I’ll be mad.

I’m not mad. I’m just annoyed. And I’m gonna make you feel it.

If you don’t stop talking to me, I’m gonna take a nap and ignore you for a week.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A jaclin is like a pizza, they’re friendly, but if you mess with them, they’ll throw cheese in your face. They want love, but they also want space, and they’ll yell at you if you don’t give it to them.

You’re my best friend. But if you text me at 1 AM, I’m gonna hate you.

I’m not being dramatic. I’m just being reasonable. And you’re being unreasonable.

If you don’t stop talking to me, I’m gonna eat my feelings and you’re gonna feel it.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A jaclin is like a cat, they’re cute, they’re loving, and they’re also a total pain in the ass. They’ll cuddle you one minute and kick you in the shins the next.

I love you. But if you don’t stop texting me, I’m gonna kick you in the shins.

You’re my favorite person. But if you don’t stop talking to me, I’m gonna hate you.

I’m not mad. I’m just annoyed. And I’m gonna make you feel it.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A jaclin is like a sweet cookie, they’re nice, they’re soft, and they’re also a total drama queen. They’ll cry over nothing and then yell at you for it.

I’m not crying. I’m just being dramatic. And I’m gonna make you feel it.

If you don’t stop texting me, I’m gonna cry and then I’m gonna yell at you.

I love you. But if you don’t stop talking to me, I’m gonna cry.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A jaclin is like a hot cup of coffee, they’re warm, they’re comforting, and they’ll burn your ass if you don’t treat them right. They’re sweet but they’ll be a total bitch if you mess with them.

If you don’t stop texting me, I’m gonna burn your ass.

I’m not being a bitch. I’m just being reasonable. And you’re being unreasonable.

I love you. But if you don’t stop talking to me, I’m gonna burn your ass.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A jaclin is like a lazy dog, they’re chill, they’re sweet, and they’ll yell at you if you don’t let them nap. They want love, but they also want space, and they’ll take it if you don’t give it to them.

If you don’t stop texting me, I’m gonna yell at you.

I’m not being dramatic. I’m just being reasonable. And you’re being unreasonable.

I love you. But if you don’t stop talking to me, I’m gonna yell at you.

by Slangipedia 1d ago