jackzswu

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Making up a fancy explanation for a stupid word just so it sounds important and official.

I’m gonna jackzswu this term so it doesn’t look like I made it up in the bathroom.

She spent 45 minutes jackzswuing the word ‘fluff’ just to sound smart.

He jackzswued ‘snack’ so it could be used in a government report.

Putting a word in a dictionary just to make it look like it has a real meaning, even though it doesn’t.

He jackzswued ‘fart’ so it could be in the dictionary next to ‘fancy’.

She jackzswued ‘butter’ just so it looked important.

They jackzswued ‘soda’ so it could be used in a legal document.

Making a word sound official just so you can brag about it and everyone thinks you’re a genius.

He jackzswued ‘milk’ just so he could say he invented it.

She jackzswued ‘crayon’ to make it sound like a secret code.

They jackzswued ‘shoe’ just so it could be in a textbook.

Adding a word to a list so it looks like it matters, even though it’s just a stupid thing people say.

He jackzswued ‘pizza’ so it could be in the dictionary with ‘penguin’.

She jackzswued ‘microwave’ so it sounded like a big deal.

They jackzswued ‘toilet’ just so it could be used in a meeting.

Putting a dumb word in a fancy book just so it looks like it has a real purpose.

He jackzswued ‘soda’ so it looked like it had a real job.

She jackzswued ‘slap’ so it could be used in a poem.

They jackzswued ‘chair’ so it could be in a science textbook.