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#long distance#bag fumble#background character

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A guy who dates girls who are far away and drops the bag like it’s his enemy. He’s just a background character in life.
He texted me, 'I miss you, but I dropped my bag twice today.'
He asked for a long distance relationship but forgot his lunch bag.
He said he’d move closer, but he still fumbled the bag.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who only likes girls he can’t see and can’t hold a bag without messing it up. He’s not even a main character.
He texted, 'I’m in love, but I dropped my bag again.'
He said, 'I’d date you if you were on the other side of the world.'
He asked me out, but he dropped the bag on the first day.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who dates girls he can’t touch and can’t hold a bag without making it cry. He’s just there to take up space.
He said, 'I’m in love, but my bag fell on the floor.'
He texted me, 'I dropped my bag, but I’m still in love.'
He said, 'I’d date you if you were on another planet, but my bag dropped.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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