Jackziel

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Jackziel is a group of sad, fake kids who think they're deep. They lie about being sensitive just to get girls to like them.
@emo_guy: 'I'm so sensitive I cry at sad songs.' (He cried when the lights went out.)
DM from emo_guy: 'I'm so sad I can't eat.' (He ate three burgers and cried.)
Emo_guy's tweet: 'My heart is broken.' (He got dumped by the football captain.)
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Jackziel is a fake lifestyle where guys wear scarves and act like they're dying inside just to look cool.
Emo_guy: 'I'm so emo I can't live without my scarf.' (He took it off and kept living.)
Emo_guy's song: 'I'm so sad I can't breathe.' (He just sat there breathing.)
Emo_guy to emo_chick: 'You're the only one who understands me.' (He dated three other chicks.)
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Jackziel is a never-ending cycle where guys dress like dorks, sing bad songs, and get dumped by cheerleaders.
Emo_guy's song: 'I'm so sad I can't see.' (He just sat there with his eyes open.)
Emo_guy to emo_chick: 'I'm so depressed I can't walk.' (He walked to the store.)
Emo_guy's tweet: 'My heart is broken.' (He got dumped by the captain of the football team.)
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Jackziel is a fake way of being sad where guys lie about being sensitive and wear stupid clothes to look cool.
Emo_guy: 'I'm so sensitive I can't stand the noise.' (He screamed at the radio.)
Emo_guy's song: 'I'm so sad I can't feel.' (He just stood there.)
Emo_guy's tweet: 'I'm so emotional I can't live.' (He lived just fine.)
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Jackziel is a group of fake guys who wear scarves, sing bad songs, and get dumped by hot cheerleaders.
Emo_guy's song: 'I'm so sad I can't breathe.' (He just sat there breathing.)
Emo_guy's tweet: 'My heart is broken.' (He got dumped by the captain of the football team.)
Emo_guy to emo_chick: 'You're the only one who understands me.' (He dated three other chicks.)
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