Jackytan

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Lookin' like a sunburned meathead with abs that could beat up a football.

I saw Jackytan at the gym and he looked like he just came out of a tanning bed and a meat locker.

Jackytan walked in and the whole bar turned around. He looked like a lobster with a six-pack.

My cousin said Jackytan was so tan he could start a fire with his armpits.

Skin so brown it could dye your hair and your mom’s pride.

Jackytan showed up at the beach and the sand turned brown just looking at him.

My friend said Jackytan was so tan he could pass for a chocolate bar with a side of beef.

Jackytan walked by and my dog started barking like he saw a ghost. Probably because he smelled like a tan factory.

So tan and ripped you could use him as a doorstop and a sunlamp.

Jackytan came to the party and the lights turned on just because he walked in.

My uncle said Jackytan was so tan he could fry an egg on his chest.

Jackytan was so ripped and tan, he looked like a gym sock with a tan spray.