jackyl

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A grumpy old man who hits on young ladies like they’re free snacks at a gas station. He’s usually found drinking cheap whiskey and trying to look cool at a strip club.
My uncle is a jackyl. He hits on every waitress in the bar.
That guy at the Bikini Bar is a jackyl. He’s been eyeing my cousin for 20 minutes.
He’s a jackyl and thinks he’s still 25. He’s not.
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A heavy metal band that roars so loud it makes your teeth hurt. They’re like a bunch of angry monkeys with guitars.
Jackyl’s music is so loud it woke up my dog.
I heard Jackyl’s song ‘Lumberjack’ and it felt like someone kicked me in the face.
My brother’s been blasting Jackyl since 1992. Still hasn’t stopped.
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When your butt is so smelly and soggy from sitting in a swamp that you have to use a paper towel like it’s a lifeline. Then you rip it out like it’s your worst enemy.
After sitting in the dirt for three hours, I did a jackyl-ripping. It was glorious.
I had to jackyl-rip my brother after he ate 10 tacos and sat on the couch.
My mom did a jackyl-ripping in the kitchen. It smelled like a dead raccoon.
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