Jacky Tang

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Jacky Tang is a guy who shows up with a phone number and a middle finger. He’s loud, weird, and thinks he’s the king of everything. He’s the kind of person who will ask you about your homework and then laugh at you when you fail.
Hey, I'm Jacky. Suck my noodle or I'll steal your lunch money.
He came up to me in the hallway and said, 'We need to hang out. You're my new best friend.'
He sent me a DM: 'You better answer my questions or I'll fail you.'
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Jacky Tang is the class clown who also thinks he’s a superhero. He’s weird, funny, and will try to be your friend even if you don’t want him to be. He plays basketball like it’s a battle and will sleep through your whole conversation.
He ran into the gym screaming, 'I'm the best player!' and tripped over a chair.
He sat down during lunch and fell asleep right in front of the principal.
He asked me, 'Do you like me?' and I said, 'No.' He still sent me a picture of a basketball.
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