jacky t

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jacky t is the funniest guy ever and will always make you laugh because he loves being a joke machine. he’s also the kind of guy who would punch a wall for you if you tripped over a noodle.
jacky t just told a joke about his mom’s hair and now we’re all crying from laughter
he laughed so hard at my failed attempt at a magic trick that he fell off the couch
he told a joke about his ex and it made the whole class snort-laughing
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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he’s so caring and loving that he’d give you his last dollar if you spilled coffee on his shirt. he’s also the kind of guy who will stay up all night just to make sure you’re not crying.
he gave me his last dollar when my coffee went all over my shirt
he stayed up till 3 am just to comfort me when i failed my math test
he brought me soup at 2 am because he heard me crying
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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he’s so strong and puts up with lots of stuff because he’s basically a superhero who just doesn’t wear a cape. he’s also the kind of guy who would fight a chicken for you.
he fought a chicken at the grocery store just to save me from embarrassment
he carried my entire backpack when i broke my leg
he didn’t even flinch when i screamed at him for eating my pizza
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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he always strives to be the best he can be because he’s the kind of guy who would fail a test just to make sure you passed. he’s like a human version of a gold star.
he failed his test so i could pass mine
he let me copy his homework just to make me feel better
he got a B just so i could get an A
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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when he walks in the room, it’s like the whole room turns into a party. everyone starts laughing and it’s like the universe decided to give you a break.
when he walked in, the whole class started laughing
he walked in and the room exploded with laughter
he walked in and i immediately forgot my math homework
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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he’s so easy to talk to that even your grandma would want to be his best friend. he doesn’t judge you if you wear socks with sandals.
he talked to my grandma and now she wants to be his best friend
he didn’t judge me for wearing socks with sandals
he even laughed when i told him i failed my science test
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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he’s the most handsome man you’ll ever see, and if he wasn’t your boyfriend, you’d be crying in the corner of the school hallway.
he’s so handsome that my best friend is now in love with him
he walked by me and i immediately forgot my name
he’s the reason i’m crying in the corner of the school hallway
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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he’s got perfect features and an amazing body, and if you don’t like him, you’re basically a monster who deserves to be eaten by a chicken.
he’s got perfect features and i’m basically a monster
he’s got an amazing body and i don’t
he’s so good-looking that i might get eaten by a chicken if i don’t like him
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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he’s the best boyfriend (soon to be husband) ever because he’d rather fight a chicken than let you cry on your birthday.
he fought a chicken on my birthday just to make me happy
he’d fight a chicken to make sure i didn’t cry
he’s the best boyfriend ever because he doesn’t let me cry on my birthday
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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his girlfriend loves him so much that she would probably walk to the moon just to be with him, and he’d follow her there in a chicken costume.
his girlfriend would walk to the moon just to be with him
he’d follow her to the moon in a chicken costume
he’s so cool that even his girlfriend would walk to the moon for him
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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