Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Jacky juice is the smelly cum that comes out of a man’s willy when he’s too lazy to stop after one good squeeze.

Bro just peed on the floor after his third beer and a bad breakup.

My dad’s jacky juice smelled like old pizza and regret.

That guy at the gym didn’t stop cumming until his shirt was soaked.

2

Jacky juice is the goo that comes out when a man’s brain short-circuits from too much sex.

He cummed so much, his pants were like a waterfall.

My uncle’s jacky juice looked like a science experiment gone wrong.

That man cummed so hard, his girlfriend passed out.

3

Jacky juice is the messy stuff that shoots out when a man’s not thinking straight.

He cummed in my sister’s cereal bowl. Classic.

That guy’s jacky juice was so messy, it got on the ceiling.

He didn’t even notice he cummed on the bus.

4

Jacky juice is the hot cum that comes out of a man’s junk when he’s too proud to stop.

He cummed on the principal’s head during lunch.

That man’s jacky juice was so hot, it melted the couch.

He cummed in the pool and swam away like it was nothing.

5

Jacky juice is the cum that comes out of a man’s cock when he’s too drunk to think.

He cummed on the bar counter and passed out.

That man’s jacky juice was so drunk, it had a hangover.

He cummed on the DJ and the music stopped.

6

Jacky juice is the cum that spews out of a man’s pecker when he’s too busy to stop.

He cummed in the microwave and burned it.

That man’s jacky juice was so busy, it didn’t even notice the time.

He cummed on his phone and it turned off.