Jacky Chan

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To leap, tumble, and flip like a maniac over anything in your way, even if it’s a bumbling idiot.
I flipped over a guy who tripped on his own shoelace.
She did a triple backflip over a car that was going 30 mph.
He jumped over a flaming goat like it was a damn hurdle.
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A funny Chinese guy who broke every bone in his body doing his own crazy stunts. He’s also a total womanizer who knocked up a bunch of celebrities and still managed to kiss a white girl on screen in a movie. That’s a big deal in Hollywood, where Asians are usually shown as weird and sexless.
He kissed a white girl on screen and the whole world was surprised.
He seduced a famous singer and then broke his nose doing a stunt.
He got a girl pregnant and then did a backflip off a building.
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A Chinese action star who speaks English like it's a foreign language and probably thinks it's a curse.
He said 'I go to market' and it sounded like a war cry.
He yelled 'I eat noodle' and everyone thought he was declaring battle.
He said 'I fight robot' and the robot laughed at him.
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The only man who can take on ten people at once with just a shoe and a broomstick, like it’s a damn war.
He beat up ten guys with a broomstick and a sneaker.
He used a mop to knock out a gang of thugs.
He took on ten ninjas with a shoe and a broomstick.
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A great Asian actor who fights like a beast and makes you laugh until you cry. He's the king of martial arts and comedy.
He kicked a guy's butt and made him cry.
He fought ten men and still had time to make a joke.
He made a whole movie with just handstands and laughs.
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Bruce Lee might be faster and stronger, but Jackie Chan can KO a whole gang of bad guys with umbrellas, life savers, and whatever he can grab.
He knocked out a gang with a life saver and a shoe.
He used a tie to choke three guys at once.
He took down a whole army with just a umbrella and a laugh.
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