jackwuss

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A guy who acts like a donkey but can't even stand up to a peacock
He called me a jackwuss because I didn't fight back when his parrot attacked me.
My brother is a jackwuss. He yells at the mailman but runs when the dog barks.
She said I was a jackwuss for getting scared of a clown at the birthday party.
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A person who talks tough but can't take a punch from a chicken
He called me a jackwuss for not fighting the chicken in the parking lot.
My mom said I was a jackwuss for getting scared of the vacuum cleaner.
He called me a jackwuss because I hid behind the couch when the dog barked.
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A man who brags but can't even stand up to a raccoon
He called me a jackwuss for not fighting the raccoon in the trash can.
My dad is a jackwuss. He yells at the TV but runs from the neighbor's cat.
She said I was a jackwuss for getting scared of the balloon animal at the fair.
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