Jackwu

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A brainless chicken; someone who acts like they know everything but is totally clueless

Jackwu tried to fix my Wi-Fi and made it worse. Now I have 3 Wi-Fi networks and none of them work.

Jackwu said he could beat up a bear. He ran into a bear and cried like a baby.

Jackwu tried to explain quantum physics to me. I still don’t know what he was talking about.

A headless goose; someone who talks a lot but doesn’t make sense

Jackwu gave a 10-minute speech about pizza. It was mostly just him saying 'pizza' and waving his hands.

Jackwu tried to tell a joke. It was just him saying 'why' three times and walking away.

Jackwu said he was a genius. He got a C on his math test.

A butt-ugly duck; someone who looks like they were hit by a truck and then fell into a mud pit

Jackwu showed up to the party in a stained shirt and muddy shoes. No one wanted to talk to him.

Jackwu tried to dance. He looked like he was trying to escape a bear.

Jackwu said he was a fashion icon. He wore a sock on his head and called it a hat.

A farting frog; someone who makes loud noises and smells bad at the same time

Jackwu walked into the classroom and made a loud noise like a truck. The teacher sent him to the hallway.

Jackwu sat next to me at lunch. I could smell his lunch and heard him eating it at the same time.

Jackwu tried to be cool. He ate a whole pizza and then yelled 'I’m full!' like he just won a battle.

A blind cow; someone who doesn’t see what’s happening around them and acts like they’re super smart

Jackwu said he was the best at video games. He lost to a kid in first grade.

Jackwu ran into a wall and didn’t even notice. He just kept walking.

Jackwu said he could read minds. He guessed my favorite color was purple. I like purple.