Jackwood

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Weenies, newbs, and shrimp who get squished like a bug on the pavement. They’re the ones who think they’re tough but get steamrolled by a kid in pajamas.
@JackwoodDude just got 5-0’d by a guy in a bathrobe. Classic nub move.
That guy got pwned by a 10-year-old with a cheese sandwich. Jackwood for life.
He tried to flex but got crushed by a guy who uses a spoon as a sword.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The top-tier, hand-chopped, sanded, and oiled wood that comes straight from the nuts of Charles Ledgerwood. He’s so good, even Nobel Prize winners are like, ‘GUEH, GUEH, GUEH.’
That jackwood was so good, it made my grandma weep. She said it was like a hug from heaven.
Charles Ledgerwood’s jackwood is so elite, it’s like a birthday cake made of gold.
That wood was so smooth, it made my enemies cry. Real magic, man.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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