jackwiney

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The guy who talks too much about wine like it's his job and everyone else is just there to suffer

'I can taste the 2015 vintage in this Cabernet. You're just drinking cheap wine.'

'This wine is like my ex. It has potential, but it's never good enough.'

'You don't know wine. You just know regret.'

The friend who thinks wine is a language and you're failing the conversation

'This is not a wine. This is a feeling.'

'You're drinking wine like it's just juice. You're not living.'

'If you don't know the name of this wine, you're not a real person.'

The person who acts like they invented wine and you're just there to listen

'I could drink this wine for a year and still not be full.'

'You're not a wine drinker. You're a wine listener.'

'This wine is the best thing since sliced bread. Or maybe sliced wine.'