jackwhore

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a man who dates more women than a priest dates donuts. he’s the trash can of love.
He’s been with 12 girls this month. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.
He told me he’s dating 3 girls at once. I said, 'You’re not dating them. You’re begging them.'
He’s like a buffet. You don’t pick one dish. You take the whole damn thing.
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a man who thinks he’s a king, but he’s really just a man who’s been kissed by 100 women.
He’s so confident because he’s had 50 girls say yes to him. He’s not confident. He’s just lucky.
He walks into a room like he owns it. He doesn’t. He just had 3 girls text him at the same time.
He told me he had 20 girls in his life. I said, 'You’re not living. You’re just dating.'
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a man who treats women like snacks. he eats them. he doesn’t love them.
He’s like a snack bar. You don’t love the snack. You just eat it and move on.
He dated 3 girls last week. He didn’t even know their names. He just knew they liked him.
He told me he’s got 10 girls in his life. I said, 'You don’t have 10 girls. You have 10 snacks.'
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