jackweiser

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A drunk person's mess of energy drinks and whiskey. It’s like a party in a cup and it tastes like regret.

I drank a jackweiser and now my tongue is on fire.

My brother made a jackweiser and it looked like science gone wrong.

I tried a jackweiser and it turned my brain into a blender.

When you mix alcohol with soda and hope it doesn’t kill you. It’s like a toxic love letter to your liver.

My jackweiser tasted like a punch from hell.

I made a jackweiser and now I feel like I was hit by a truck.

I drank a jackweiser and my brain is now a disco.

A cheap way to get drunk. It’s like a slap to your senses and a middle finger to your dignity.

I had a jackweiser and it was like getting yelled at by my mom.

My jackweiser was so bad it made my dog cry.

I drank a jackweiser and it felt like being trapped in a blender.