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The guy who thinks he’s a king but has the brain of a pigeon and the body of a wet sock

Chris walked into the room like he owned it. He didn’t. He just forgot he was wearing socks from 2013.

He tried to explain quantum physics to a barista. She gave him a confused look and asked for a double shot of espresso.

He claims he’s a legend. The only legend here is how bad his hair looks at 3 a. m.

A man who talks to plants more than he talks to people and still can’t grow a beard

He told his tomato plants about his ex. The tomato plants didn’t care. He did.

He tried to grow a beard for the prom. It looked like a raccoon had a bad day.

He thinks talking to the plants makes him wise. They just think he’s annoying.

The reason why the entire school has a 40% failure rate and a 100% headache rate

He failed math. Then he failed science. Then he failed the concept of being alive.

He gave a speech about the moon. No one believed him. The moon didn’t believe him either.

He tried to explain why the sky is blue. It’s now a mystery that will never be solved.

The human version of a broken vending machine, you press a button and you get a surprise

He walked into the class. The teacher said, 'Oh no.' The class said, 'We know.'

He tried to do a magic trick. It backfired. Literally. He was covered in glitter and confusion.

He tried to be cool. He was just weird. Everyone knows the difference.

A man who thinks he’s a superhero but is actually just a very confused sock

He tried to save the day. He saved the sock. The day didn’t care.

He wore his socks as a cape. It was a fashion statement. No one believed it.

He tried to fly. He fell. The sock survived.