jackwave

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Sticking two fingers up a woman's crotch like a drunk man trying to find a missing sock. If she laughs or hits you, you know she's a real piece of work.
He did the jackwave at the bar and got slapped. Classic.
She did the jackwave during the dance and didn't even flinch. Total legend.
He did the jackwave at the party and got a free drink. That's how you know it worked.
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Putting two fingers in a woman's snatch like you're trying to feel for treasure. If you live to tell the tale, you did it right.
He did the jackwave at the club and got kicked out. Worth it.
She did the jackwave at the concert and everyone clapped. She was a beast.
He did the jackwave at the wedding and got a slap. Still worth it.
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Sticking two fingers in a woman's snatch like you're trying to steal her secrets. If she doesn't scream, you're either lucky or she's a real b*tch.
He did the jackwave at the bar and got a free shot. That's how you know it worked.
She did the jackwave at the party and laughed. She was a legend.
He did the jackwave at the concert and got yelled at. Still a hero.
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Putting two fingers in a woman's snatch like you're trying to dig for gold. If you live to tell the tale, you found something good.
He did the jackwave at the club and got a slap. Still worth it.
She did the jackwave at the concert and got a free drink. Total legend.
He did the jackwave at the bar and got kicked out. Still a winner.
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Putting two fingers in a woman's snatch like you're trying to feel for a heartbeat. If she doesn't run, you did it right.
He did the jackwave at the party and got a free pizza. That's how you know it worked.
She did the jackwave at the club and didn't flinch. Total beast.
He did the jackwave at the concert and got yelled at. Still a hero.
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