jackwatt

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The playground king who thinks he's a god, but really just a meathead with a lisp.
Jackwatt tried to punch me because I laughed at his bad hair.
He called me a 'weirdo' for not knowing the latest meme.
He stole my lunch because he thought it was 'too fancy for him.'
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A giant, sweaty kid who thinks he’s the toughest guy ever, but he can’t even beat me in a game of tag.
He tried to push me off the swing and fell into the sandbox.
He cried when I beat him in a race.
He challenged me to a dance-off and just stood there like a statue.
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The biggest, loudest, most annoying kid who thinks he's the center of the universe and everyone else is just background noise.
He shouted my name in the cafeteria until the principal yelled at him.
He wouldn’t stop talking about his pet goldfish during math class.
He threw his juice box at me because I didn’t like his haircut.
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