Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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when you’ve had 69 people give you blowjobs and you’re too full to talk, named after Hugh Johnson after he cried during the Lasagna Cat Sex Survey Results video.

I just had a jackwash and my pants are now a second skin.

Hugh Johnson’s face was red after his jackwash moment.

My jackwash was so good I forgot my own name.

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a time when you’ve had 69 sexual partners and your brain melts like a grilled cheese sandwich.

I had a jackwash and now I can’t remember my own phone number.

After my jackwash, I tried to text my mom and sent a pizza emoji instead.

My jackwash was so intense, my dog started barking at my pants.

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when you’ve had 69 sexual partners and you’re so confused you think your pants are a new type of clothing.

I had a jackwash and now I think my pants are a pet.

After my jackwash, I tried to eat my pants for breakfast.

My jackwash was so good I started speaking in rhymes.

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4

a moment when you’ve had 69 sexual partners and your brain feels like it’s been microwaved.

My jackwash was so hot, I think my brain is now a soup.

After my jackwash, I tried to sing and my voice sounded like a broken kazoo.

I had a jackwash and my pants now have a personality.

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5

when you’ve had 69 sexual partners and you’re so full you think you’re a burrito.

I had a jackwash and now I’m trying to roll myself up like a taco.

After my jackwash, I tried to walk and my pants started dancing.

My jackwash was so good, I now speak in tacos.

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a time when you’ve had 69 sexual partners and you’re so tired you think you’ve been running a marathon with a goat.

My jackwash was so intense, I now think I’ve been running with a goat.

After my jackwash, I tried to sleep and my bed screamed at me.

I had a jackwash and now I’m a walking meatball.

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