Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A baby-faced weakling who cries like a girl and acts like a total chump. Needs to stop being such a spineless wimp and start acting like a real man.

My cousin is a jackwagon. He cried when his video game broke.

That jackwagon got fired for being a total coward.

Jackwagon called his mom when he got a paper cut.

2

A total mess-up who ruins everything they touch. They're like a tornado of incompetence.

That jackwagon messed up my entire project.

The jackwagon spilled the entire cake.

Jackwagon forgot to bring the pizza and ruined the party.

3

A lazy slouch who doesn't do their job. They hoard snacks, whine about little stuff, and are just overall a pain in the ass.

Jackwagon didn't bring the ice cream and now everyone's mad.

That jackwagon hoarded all the snacks and left us with nothing.

Jackwagon whined about the paper and nobody cared.

4

To have sex with someone who is way older or way younger. It’s like a total mismatch.

Jackwagon had sex with a 5-year-old. Total loser.

That jackwagon dated a 90-year-old. What a mess.

Jackwagon married a 100-year-old. Total idiot.

5

A total nobody. People laugh at their opinions and think they're completely useless.

Jackwagon's opinion is total garbage. No one cares.

That jackwagon is so useless, even the trash can looks better.

Jackwagon's thoughts are so bad, they make the dog look smart.

6

A broken-down piece of junk, usually from the military. It was built with trash and only lasted a little while before it fell apart.

That jackwagon broke down on the way to the store.

Jackwagon was so broken, it looked like a monster.

That jackwagon was just a pile of trash with wheels.

7

A white kid who talks like a total idiot and thinks life is easy. They'll never work and will end up in jail.

Jackwagon talks like a total idiot and thinks life is easy.

That jackwagon will never get a job and will end up in jail.

Jackwagon thinks the world owes him money and won't ever work.