Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny human who thinks they're important but is just in your way and probably smells like old pizza.

Why do I let this jackwag talk to me like I'm their mom?

This jackwag just sat down in my chair and I didn't even get a thank you.

I'm gonna eat this jackwag for breakfast if they don't leave.

2

A person so small and stupid they think they're the main character in your life, which is totally not true.

This jackwag keeps interrupting my game and I'm gonna punch them.

I don't even know this jackwag and they're already being a bother.

My dog is more important than this jackwag.

3

A human who's like a tiny, rude cloud and just floats in your life to make you mad.

This jackwag is like a cloud and I'm getting thunderhead mad.

I can't even think because this jackwag is talking too much.

This jackwag is the reason I'm late for my life.

4

A person who's not worth your time and probably has bad hair and worse opinions.

This jackwag has hair like a raccoon and opinions like a broken toaster.

I don't have time for this jackwag's raccoon hair and bad ideas.

This jackwag is the reason I'm not rich yet.

5

A tiny, grumpy person who thinks they're the boss of your day and probably eats cereal for dinner.

This jackwag is the boss of my day and I'm not even happy about it.

This jackwag eats cereal for dinner and I eat my dignity.

This jackwag is the reason I'm grumpy before noon.

6

A person who's so insignificant they could be replaced by a single sock and still make your life harder.

This jackwag is worse than my lost sock.

I'd rather talk to my sock than this jackwag.

This jackwag is like a sock with opinions.