jackwaddle

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When a guy is jacking off and his leg turns to jello then someone yells through the door like a f***ing lunatic.

My cousin got a cramp so bad he dropped his phone on the floor and screamed at the door like it was his ex.

He was mid-slime and the door knocked like it was trying to steal his glory.

I was eating a sandwich when my brother started screaming at the door like it owed him money.

When you're in the middle of your business and your leg goes numb and then the door hits you like it's got a grudge.

I was about to finish when my leg went numb and the door knocked like it was my nemesis.

My leg was dead and the door knocked like it was trying to start a fight.

I was on fire and the door knocked like it was jealous.

When you're getting your rocks off and your leg decides to take a nap and then the door knocks like it's got a death wish.

I was getting my rocks off and my leg went to sleep and the door knocked like it wanted to die.

My leg fell asleep and the door knocked like it was the last one standing.

I was in the zone and the door knocked like it was trying to ruin my vibe.