Jackus Cackus

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This man is so clueless he thinks his own brain is a side dish
Jackus Cackus asked if the moon was a cheeseburger. I didn't know if I should cry or laugh.
He tried to explain gravity like it was a TikTok trend.
He said he could fix the internet by yelling at it.
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This guy is so naive he thinks a conspiracy is just a group of kids with a secret club
He believed the Earth was flat because a YouTube comment said so.
He told his mom the president was a robot and she just nodded.
He tried to join a secret society by wearing a hat and whispering to the ceiling.
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This man is so pure he thinks a swear word is just a fancy way to say 'hello'
He used the word 'darn' like it was a superpower.
He got in trouble for calling a ghost 'mean' in class.
He tried to curse the microwave and it just beeped at him.
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