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Da cruddy version of a back massage when Jill's stoned buddy stuck his wiener in her butt while they were high on weed on a hill.

Jill: 'I swear I felt the weed in my veins.'

Buddy: 'You felt my wiener, dumbass.'

They both passed out on the hill like a couple of drunks.

When Jill got a 'special exam' from her stoner friend on a hill, and it involved his wiener and her butt.

Jill: 'That was not a medical treatment.'

Buddy: 'It was 100% certified.'

They both had to be carried down the hill.

Da time Jill got stuck with da worst version of a prostate exam while they were both baked on a hill.

Jill: 'I felt the hill shake.'

Buddy: 'That was a full-body experience.'

They both ran away screaming.