jackupsguy

I saw jackupsguy in the hallway and immediately felt like I was a kid who forgot to do homework.

jackupsguy just walked into class and my teacher gave him a high five like he was a rock star.

My dog barked at jackupsguy and it was like the dog knew what a legend he was.

jackupsguy did the math problem in 10 seconds and I still don’t know how he did it.

He asked me for my lunch money and then solved my algebra homework for me.

jackupsguy just texted me a meme and now I feel like I should be his sidekick.

jackupsguy got a perfect score on the test and I got a D because I forgot to bring my pencil.

He beat me in a race and then laughed at me like I was a toddler who fell off a slide.

I tried to impress jackupsguy with my drawing and he just said it looked like a cat threw up.

jackupsguy told me he can juggle six balls and I now believe he’s a wizard.

He showed up to my birthday party and my friends stopped talking to me.

I asked him for advice and he said I should quit school and start a band.

jackupsguy saved my life by solving my math test for me.

He was eating a sandwich and I still couldn’t beat him in a race.

He just walked into my classroom and now I feel like I should be his sidekick.