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When something is a pile of trash and completely absurd
This outfit? It looks like my dog threw up on a clown.
This movie was so bad it made my grandma cry.
This guy tried to talk to me like I was his mom.
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The intense feeling of being knocked down by something huge and awesome, like watching Jack Bauer punch a wall
That concert was like a hurricane hit my brain.
I saw a lion eat a goat and I almost peed my pants.
That dad joke was so bad it broke my soul.
3
When you’re jacked or you might be jacked or you’re doing the jacking
I’m about to flex like a superhero.
That pizza was so good I might need a new stomach.
I just jacked my little brother and he’s still mad.
4
A jackal who uses a calculator to mess with randomness and posts it on social media just to annoy Seth Mayers
This guy spends 3 hours calculating the odds of my dog dying.
He posted a tweet about my mom’s bad hair day.
He calculated how many times I’ve failed in life and posted it.
5
When your girlfriend is PMSing and refuses to suck your dick but promises to jack you off later
She said she’d jack me off if I gave her a burger.
She said she’d jack me off if I didn’t yell at her.
She said she’d jack me off if I let her sleep in.